This is an alphabetical list of items on Earl's List.
A[]
- 73 "Always took a penny, never left a penny" ("Quit Smoking").
- 74 "Always ruined Joy's Christmas" ("White Lie Christmas").
B[]
- 6 "Borrowed money from tip" ("Sweet Johnny").
- 32 "Bullied Wally Panzer" ("Bullies").
- 33 "Been a lazy lover" ("The Trial").
- 49 "Been wasteful" ("Quit Smoking").
- 76 "
StoleBorrowed Mom's car" ("White Lie Christmas"). - 136 "Been a litterbug" ("Pilot").
- 153 "Broke Joy's fancy figurine" ("Broke Joy's Fancy Figurine").
- 264 "Broke bus stop while looking for Poncho the blue fish" ("The Professor").
- 277 "Broke up Randy and Pinky" ("Pinky").
- Unnumbered list item 3 "Broke a window 15 years ago of former neighbor John Sheppard" ("Cost Dad the Election").
- Unnumbered list item 4 "Broke Dodge and Earl Jr.'s Christmas bikes" ("White Lie Christmas").
C[]
- 3 "Copped a feel of old...I think she liked it" ("Sweet Johnny").
- 4 "Cost Dad an election" ("Cost Dad the Election").
- 42 "Cut holes in all of Dad's shirts to show his nipples" ("Dad's Car").
- 72 "Cheated on girlfriend and lied about it" ("White Lie Christmas").
- 87 "Chased away mom and dad's friends" ("Monkeys Take a Bath").
D[]
- 52 "Dig up and return the buried treasure" ("Buried Treasure").
- 145 "Ditched Jessie to marry Joy" ("The Bounty Hunter").
- 266 "Didn't pay taxes" ("Didn't Pay Taxes").
E[]
F[]
- 58 "Fixed a high school football game" ("Randy's Touchdown").
- 84 "Faked death to break up with girl" ("Faked My Own Death").
G[]
- 57 "Gave Randy a swirly when he was five" ("Number One").
- 78 "Got drunk on Easter" ("White Lie Christmas").
- 269 "Got Catalina deported" ("Born a Gamblin' Man").
- Unnumbered list item 11 "Got Darnell kicked out of his trailer" ("Mailbox").
- Unnumbered list item 13 "Got Catalina kicked out of America" ("Born a Gamblin' Man").
H[]
- 29 "Harassed a reporter" ("Harassed a Reporter").
- 102 "Harmed and possibly killed innocent people with second hand smoke" ("Quit Smoking").
- Unnumbered list item 7 "Had an affair with Sherry" ("Barn Burner").
I[]
- 8 "I did my best friend's girl" ("Sweet Johnny").
J[]
K[]
- 50 "Kicked the lead singer out of my band" ("Van Hickey").
- 270 "Kept a guy locked in a truck" ("Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck").
- 273 "Kept myself from being an adult" ("GED") ("Get a Real Job") ("The Trial").
L[]
- 56 "Larceny of a kitty cat" ("Larceny of a Kitty Cat").
- 66 "Let mice out of the..." ("Pilot").
- 108 "Lost Dad's Mustang" ("Dad's Car").
- 112 "Let Donny Jones serve jail time for a crime I committed" ("Dad's Car").
- 268 "Lost my own car because I'm an idiot" ("Dad's Car").
M[]
- 12 "Made a lady think I was God" ("Made a Lady Think I Was God").
- 27 "Made fun of people with accents" ("Teacher Earl").
- 91 "Made fun of Maggie Lester" ("Sticks & Stones").
- 165 "Made a wish and threw a penny into Electrolarynx Guy's hole" ("The Birthday Party").
- 239 "Made a kid scared of the boogeyman" ("Boogeyman").
- 241 "Made Derrick Stone late for work" ("Killerball").
N[]
- 83 "Never took the time to teach Randy to blow a bubble" ("Pinky").
- 183 "Never took Joy's side" ("Very Bad Things").
- 213 "Never let Randy have anything better than me" ("Quit Your Snitchin'").
- 260 "Neglected Randy" ("Stole Beer from a Golfer").
- 267 "Never gave mom a good Mother's Day" ("Dad's Car").
- 275 "Never bought Randy a Ferrari" ("Love Octagon").
- 276 "Never told chicks Randy was a fighter pilot" ("Love Octagon").
O[]
P[]
- 5 "Picked my nose in public" ("Sweet Johnny").
- 23 "Peed in the back of a cop car" ("Pilot").
- 44 "Picked on a French kid" ("Foreign Exchange Student").
- 64 "Picked on Kenny James" ("Pilot").
- 265 "Punched Tom in gut" ("The Professor").
Q[]
R[]
- 9 "Ruined my parents' vacation" ("No Heads and a Duffel Bag").
- 26 "Robbed a stoner blind" ("Robbed a Stoner Blind").
- 43 "Racked a rich guy" ("Two Balls, Two Strikes").
- 67 "Ran over Crackers" ("Dad's Car") ("South of the Border, Part Dos").
- 116 "Rolled John Fenster down a hill in a porta-potty" ("Killerball").
- 119 "Ruined Joy's chance to get into art school" ("Number One").
- 174 "Ruined Dodge's Career Day" ("Dodge's Dad").
- 205 "Ruined Club Chubby's Mistletoe" ("Bad Earl").
- 206 "Refused to dance with too tall Maggy at the 8th grade dance" ("Number One").
- 261 "Ruined Joy's wedding" ("Joy's Wedding").
- 263 "Ruined Randy's life" ("Sticks & Stones").
- Unnumbered list item 8 "Robbed a house while friends sang Christmas carols" ("Y2K").
- Unnumbered list item 10 "Ruined Wills chance with Wendy" ("Mailbox").
- Unnumbered list item 12 "Renamed the playground game smear-the-Kenny" ("Born a Gamblin' Man").
S[]
- 1 "Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market" ("Number One").
- 7 "Slept with SJ's GF" ("Sweet Johnny").
- 24 "Stole a red 'Take-a-number' machine" ("Y2K").
- 30 "Stole a motorcycle" ("Stole a Motorcycle").
- 35 "Stole an organ from a church" ("Gospel").
- 37 "Stole a laptop" ("The Professor").
- 41 "Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick or treat" ("Pilot").
- 51 "Slept with Ralph's Mom" ("Van Hickey").
- 62 "Siphoned gas" ("Something to Live For").
- 86 "Stole a car from one legged girl" ("Quit Smoking") ("The Birthday Party") ("Monkeys in Space") ("Camdenites (Part 1)").
- 101 "Stole a girl's identity" ("B.L.O.W.").
- 126 "Stole from the Hanson kids" ("Killerball").
- 127 "Stole a badge from a police officer" ("Stole a Badge").
- 139 "Stole beer from a golfer" ("Stole Beer from a Golfer").
- 146 "Stole gay Kenny's lunch every day at fifth and sixth grade" ("Born a Gamblin' Man").
- 147 "Shot Gwen Waters in the ass with a BB" ("BB").
- 159 "Stole P's HD cart" ("Stole P's HD Cart").
- 172 "Shot out a tail light on a blue pick-up truck" ("Gospel").
- 202 "Stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station" ("O Karma, Where Art Thou?").
- 203 "Stole various snacks and drinks from a local Quickstop" ("Faked My Own Death").
- 204 "Seduced seven virgins" ("Camdenites (Part 1)") ("Camdenites (Part 2)").
- 262 "Slept with Crab Man's fiancée" ("Joy's Wedding").
- Unnumbered list item 6 "Stole a birdbath out of a pickup truck" ("Barn Burner").
- Unnumbered list item 9 "Stole Sebastian's chance to be a proud champion" ("Larceny of a Kitty Cat").
T[]
- 2 "Took money from car coin holders" ("BB").
- 18 "Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lange's birthday party" ("Monkeys in Space").
- 71 "Took magazine from neighbours..." ("White Lie Christmas").
- 88 "Told Randy he would bounce if he jumped" ("Sticks & Stones").
- Unnumbered list item 1 "Took Donny away from his mother for two years" ("Quit Smoking").
- Unnumbered list item 2 "Took Away Randy's Touchdown" ("Randy's Touchdown").
- Unnumbered list item 5 "Took donuts from a bank where I was not a customer" ("Barn Burner").
U[]
V[]
W[]
- 40 "Wrecked the kids' playhouse" ("Harassed a Reporter").
- 45 "Wasted electricity" ("I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends (Part 2)").
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Y[]
Z[]
See also[]
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