This marks the last appearance of Bob Smiley.
"One Love" by Bob Marley and the Wailers
- "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle
- " Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" by The Hollies
- Earl: I pee out here all the time, but I'm not gonna poop. Our kids play in this yard.
- Earl: You married?
- Officer: Not anymore.
- Earl: Lucky you.
- Officer: She passed away.
- Earl: Sweet, no alimony.
- Officer Hoyne: I read the manual on how to profile possible terrorists, but it was really confusing so I got this from the hardware store. (holds wood samples) I'm questioning anybody that falls between Swiss almond and coconut husk.
- Tim Stack: The Terrorists have won again, the score is orange to none. America, America, I should have hosted Family Feud
- Darnell Turner: Stay close, but not too close remembering I'm naked and whatnot.
Amigos de Garcia Productions Vanity Card Edit
- Jason Lee as Earl Hickey
- Ethan Suplee as Randy Hickey
- Jaime Pressly as Joy Turner
- Nadine Velazquez as Catalina
- Eddie Steeples as Darnell Turner
- Abdoulaye N'Gom as Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop
- Mike O'Malley as Stuart Daniels
- Gabriel Pimentel as William
- Juan Pope as Jasper
- Abdul Goznobi as Iqball
- Tracy Ashton as Didi
- Billy Gardell as Jeff Hoyne
- Gregg Binkley as Kenny James
- Frank Collison as Mr. James
- Dale Dickey as Patty
- George Frangides as Bob Smiley
- Timothy Stack as Tim Stack
- Jonathan Walker Spencer as Kevin (Cameraman)
- Thomasina E. Gross as Perra
- Josh Wolf as Josh
- Cristos as ?
- Laura Gardner as Mrs. James
- Dan Coscino as Himself
- Kathy Kinney as Officer Bobbi Bowman
- Joey Diaz as Jhoey
- Phyllis Applegate as Darnell's Grandmother
- Alex Endeshaw as Sikh