Patricia "Fatty" Whore Weezmer was a daytime hooker (which ironically, yet severly nicknamed her "Patty the Daytime Hooker) living in Camden County. She had a teenage son who she was putting through hairdressing school ("Earl and Joy's Anniversary").
Every year, Earl booked Patty for Randy's birthday.
Mother: Grizelda Weezmer
Father: Chasing Squirrel
Before Season 1Edit
Patty was trapped in a phone booth due to an outbreak of killer bees with Darnell, Catalina and Kenny James in 2000, a while before they all knew each other. During this time, Patty agreed to have sex with Darnell without charging him for it; something she had always wanted to do. ("Earl and Joy's Anniversary").
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!" She then gets tackled by two bailiffs. After the recess the Prosecutor accuses Patty of soliciting sex from a uniformed officer in the middle of the day. Patty says that is a lie. The Prosecutor then plays Police Dash Cam footage of Patty on the hood of the car asking "I know you're a uniformed officer, and it's the middle of the day, but would you like to have sex with me for money?" Her counsel resigns. The Judge sentences her to a $500 fine in which she asks "Any chance you want to take it out in trade? I'll let you take a ride the 'Patty-wagon", Whooo!" ("BB") While Joy was doing Patty's nails she tells her to stop biting on them, Patty replies "Don't tell me, tell the Mayor, he's a nibbler."("Number One")
Revealed she has a Master's Degree.
Patty reveals she spent most of her thirties in a coma.
Patty played a role in Buddy's film "2 the Max" ("The Magic Hour"). When Carl Hickey split from his wife, he went to see Patty, thinking she was a simple waitress, but Earl told him that Patty was a prostitute ("Monkeys Take a Bath").
Reveals that the Crazy Witch Lady is her mother.
- Patty: Nighttime waitress, daytime hooker.
- Patty: I'm a whore.
- Patty: I even pulled out my good boob!
- Joy: I'm sweatin' like a whore in church! No offense, Patty.
Patty: None taken. I don't go to church.
- Patty has a Masters Degree but not specified what type.
- Patty spent time with the Peace Corps near Catalina's home town.
- Patty got a 1600 on her SAT.
- Was in a coma for most of her thirties
- Patty's mother is the Crazy Witch Lady