Unnumbered list item 14 was an unnumbered item on The List.
Almost got Donny Jones killed by a fernEdit
This list item was the 4th of 8 unnumbered list items featured in the episode The Birthday Party. Earl was having a birthday party at the Crab Shack to celebrate all his good deeds he did with his list, only to be reminded by everyone of bad things he had done in the past.
This item "Almost got Donny Jones killed by a fern" was brought up by Donny Jones himself in the form of a song. Earl wanted to get away from the conversation with Darnell about his wrong not righted, so he decides to start up Karaoke, hopefully stopping people from reminding him of all the bad stuff he did. Donny is first up and sings a bad version of Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" entitled "Pot Breaker".
Earl didn't set out to get Donny hurt, he set out to help a pregnant Joy, who wasn't feeling good about how she looked. There was a "peeping tom" in the trailer park who wasn't peeping Joy. This was because it was Earl peeping on who had the new big screen TV. Earl paid Donny to "peep n' run", to make her feel better. Donny got caught by the women in the trailer park, at which point a woman broke the potted fern over his head. He still has a piece suck in his head shaped like Texas.
It was Randy's idea at the birthday party, that everyone would remind Earl of some of the bad things he did, as a prank. Before Earl was let in on the joke he had enough, and left the party early. They decided to "Surprise" him in his motel room, and as gifts they each crossed off the item that they mentioned. This unnumbered list item was absolved.